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Confused Meatball

Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?

Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023
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Ikea meatballs

Meatballs containing large amounts of rice. Usually consumed by professional redditors while on discord. Can be seen in the raining meatballs movies.
-Hey Dedy how were your IKEA meatballs?
-They reminded me of the rizzard of oz
by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023
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meatball mustache

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache
by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017
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MeatBall Sweats

A twisted derivative of the term "Meat sweats". Rather than intense sweating due to the ingestion of high amounts of various meat products, Meatball sweats strictly refers to the uber crazy amounts of perspiration in the area surrounding one's testicles.
Holy Hannah! This volleyball is so intense it give me Meatball Sweats!!

"Dude.. did you wet yourself?"
"Nah bro I got severe meatball sweats."
"Aghh word dude, I love when that happens"
by AlbinoCyclopsShark October 18, 2011
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meatball

a person with unique physical dimensions (a really fat round person, usually short)
by splash zone August 20, 2023
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Meatball Marinara

A Meatball Marinara is when you eat a girls ass that is full of shit while she is on her period. The mix of poop and blood will resemble a meatball marinara sandwich.
Bill: Hey, how did that date go last night?
Me: Great, she let me do a Meatball Marinara on her!
or
Me: IDK, she made me do a Meatball Marinara on her...
by meatball_man January 31, 2021
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Meatball

It's actually just a lump of meat that can be very tasteful, the spaghetti people in the land of boot says that meatballs is there's production but that's just propaganda everyone knows that meatballs is from a country where they have democrats and dictatorship at the same.

Where you can find meatballs.
They usually hang out in Ikea,(it's a big building where they sell furniture that have names no one could ever thought existed).

If you can't find them in Ikea well that's a problem you can either go to Boot spaghetti country and try fake plastic replica meatballs or you can go to dictator Lofven country

It's many conspiracy theories that meatballs is from Romania but that's just bullshit they also has fake replicas of meatballs but they are called Shit-Tele
oh Meatball ive done it again

In the Bible part Genesis 1:3 of the Torah, they say Let there be Meatball!
“I love the smell of Meatballs in the morning.”
And remeber now, No Meatballs!
“Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Meatball.”
“Go ahead, make my Meatball.”
“May the Meatball be with you.”
by General Kitty March 29, 2019
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