Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.

'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'

by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019

Max

Max is the most odd person. He looks like Pinocchio. He tries to be funny but just isn’t. He has no sense of humor. He jokes about kid stuff no matter the age. He is not good looking at all. He always tries to give hugs.

Ugh. Don’t look behind you. Max is there

by uraseed April 19, 2019

Max

Almost definitely a nonce.

Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.

by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019

Max

A stupid ass bitch that no one likes, and everyone talks shit about him. He's a fake ass nigga, dates the ugliest girls. He's ugly and retarded . He disrespects girl and makes them feel insecure. He's a dickhead that no one fucking likes.

" Who's that." Thats Max the stupid cunt. No one likes him

by cjecjejvjnvkrenvkfevklenvernvi February 24, 2019

Max

Max is the type of kid to cry and start yelling when his parents/guardians find the poop socks because he has been filling it up for almost a year know.

Max whats this under your bed!! No not my poop sock.

by Bradey The Savage February 26, 2019

Max

Max is a super funny guy. He has a talent for drawing and likes music. He might act a little bad but is super nice. He is pretty popular and he might be your ideal boyfriend. If you ever date a Max, don't let him go. A lot of girls might have a crush on him too.

Girl 1: I like Max so much!
Girl 2: Same

by BlackpinkLover123 March 11, 2019

Max

A literal god. They are a kind, funny, athletic and charming person. A great person to be friends with, if you meet this person bow down and worship them.

Oh meh gawd it Max. We must bow to him

by CheeseLover57 March 12, 2019