zen master

A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.

How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.

by pingdingy August 27, 2004

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tres master

tres master describes a person who has engaged (and continues to) in threesome sexual activity.

Shadi and Tito are known to be tres masters of 588.

by Danny Yoon May 06, 2004

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mastering physics

an online homework site that will make any natural science major want to quit the internet. it culls those who are truly worthy of science from the rest.

Priyanka (pre-med): AHHH MASTERING PHYSICS IS DUE TOMORROW
Allison (pre-law):...you're STILL a science major? wtf.
~2 hours later~
Priyanka: I need to draw diagrams, see if mass cancels, and solve for acceleration, then use kinematics to find speed.
Allison:...are you speaking English?

by maythederivativebewithyou November 02, 2009

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Master of Reality

Master of Reality is the third album by the hard rock band Black Sabbath.It was released in 1971. Master of Reality starts off with guitarist Tony Iommi taking a very large bong hit of marijuana and coughing in the song Sweet Leaf. The next song is a pro-christian song, which surprises many people, called After Forever. The album features 2 short opening peices to 2 of their songs, which the band seperated from the actual tracks to make the album look like it had more songs, which they did many times. This album is number 298 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the top 500 greatest albums of all time.

Lets go smoke some pot and listen to master of reality.

by Justin P. B. April 27, 2006

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