Find the Markers

this is based of BFDI

Man 1: Let's play Find the Markers together :
Man 2: sure
Karen: NO NO NO NOT GUD GAME DELETE DELETE DELETE

by romcu_pz January 21, 2024

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

get a marker straight

to focus on what is more important, it's a variant of getting your act together or getting your priorities straight, it's sometimes used in a hilarious tone or serious tone.

person 1: look, I know this is serious, but you need to get a marker straight on your homework, just trust me about your homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm just gonna stop watching BFB and prioritize my homework over BFB.

by A Marker Lover February 1, 2026

Put the cap on the marker

This mean to have sex with penetration

I looked at my friend and i said i put the cap on the marker

by Zakkerman September 19, 2016