National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
by swagmfff October 10, 2021
Reiners big mommy cheat his nipples need to be sucked and milk dry such a fine ass man sniff his ass hole and make him CUM🩳😵 💫 yum yum 😋 😶 🌫️
by Erens stinky ball sack May 02, 2021
A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.
by paleempress February 24, 2023
it is a man that cares for you and nurtures you the way an ideal mother would. this man is a common want for ppl with mother issues that wont to be taken care of
"have you noticed all the women like jack?"
" yea bro its bcs he's what ppl like to call a mommy man"
" yea bro its bcs he's what ppl like to call a mommy man"
by That real todobroki bishh February 15, 2021
a group of parents who congregate in front of the school in order to shuttle their kids to and from school and after-school activities
She: Where's Joan?
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.
He: She had to join the mommy brigade to pick up her daughter and take her to soccer practice.
by Momus the Sarcastic November 09, 2009
by Thomas Grocki (@Grockstar) November 08, 2017
A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.
Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.
The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.
The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.
Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
by TrackStar44 August 22, 2016