John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

Ellipses Moment

When you have an awkward moment with someone, and instead of saying "dot dot dot", like you would use in a text message, you call this moment an ellipses moment.

When a douche bag walked in the room, we all felt awkward and declared it was an ellipses moment.

by awkwardmomentsftw April 29, 2011

JoJo Moment

A "JoJo Moment" has an almost similar meaning and use to the word " Bruh Moment ". Except, instead of saying "Bruh", you gasp in shock and say "N-Nani??", "M-Masaka...", "Ya-Yaroouuu!!", and other words of similiar caliber.

Another use of JoJo Moment is when someone is saying the mentioned words and you say, "He/She/It is having a JoJo Moment right now.."

Bob: *Does a backflip*
Steve: *Gasps in shock* "Na--Nani?!?|
Tom:"Ho boy... Steve's having a JoJo Moment again..."

*Puts down food for cat*
Cat:*Runs towards it*
Me:*Picks it up*
Cat:*Internal JoJo Moment*

Note: I don't own a cat

by TheTankGuy December 21, 2019

Jåke moment

A jåke moment is like a bruh moment but even more bruh

Person 1 : "damn why is he drinking from the toilet"
Person 2 : "jåke moment"

by Greger5000 October 14, 2020

Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.

Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"

by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010

flower moment

When someone forgets something that is very easy to find, such as a headset or something as big as a car.

Person 1: "Sorry I wasn't able to make it to work today, I couldn't find my car in front of my house."
Person 2: "flower moment"

by blightttt April 4, 2020