time machine

Mens' bathroom stall. Usually rank.

I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine

by Whikiity wah April 17, 2004

Washing machine

When someone's tounge goes round and round the persons mouth that they are pulling / snogging

'When I pulled that girl she was like a washing machine. Her tounge just kept going round in circles'

by BANTER BUSSSSS December 10, 2016

hoss machine

One that is not only muscular and buff, but possesses qualities in which he is deemed unstoppable and therefore machine-like.

(A newly achieved level of "badassness.")

"Did you see Griff in the gym?" (reply)"Yea, that dude's a hoss machine!"

"Sup bro?" (reply)"Whats happenin there hoss machine?"

by This guy griffin... September 23, 2008

washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.

"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."

by elektra902 June 21, 2009

wompy machine

your dick

My wompy machine is 8 inches!

by blaise June 15, 2003

Machine Queer

Someone who always presses the "try me" buttons on toys and novelties at Wal-Mart and other such stores.

Dude, put down the Tickle Me Elmo, you're such a machine queer.

by Thing105 August 1, 2009

mush machine

another word for the television. too much television will turn your brain to mush. hence, mush machine.

i came home and watched the mush machine for a few hours.

by Lisa Caranfa May 14, 2004