Carrying a lumpy baby

A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.

I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.

by kwaiiawk January 22, 2019

pineapple lump

A Sri Lankan who is brown on the outside yet blonde on the inside, who squeals, topples, then falls whilst attempting to bungy jump

"You're like a pineapple lump!"

by Nick101 August 29, 2006

Double Lumpkin

When a girl gives a man head while he is shitting and pissing. (Often deemed impossible)

Yesterday at work I stumbled upon Robert giving Paul a double lumpkin in the bathroom.

by Tripod787 June 18, 2008

Umpa Lumpa

n. just about any group of cooworkers from another country that inhabit you workplace in large numbers.

what ? me ? get a umpa lumpa to do it.

by Franz February 11, 2004

Lump

short or stocky person
with a very wide base or body structure

Friend 1:Man, that dude is huge.
Friend 2: Yea, he's a lump

by fido67 June 11, 2011

Fuzzy Lumpkins

Fuzzy Lumkins is derived from the expression "there is an elephant in the room"- Fuzzy Lumkins refers to the metaphorical elephant in this saying. In other words, when there something obvious that stands out in any particular situation, like "an elephant in the room", the evident object is a Fuzzy Lumkins.

Where two people like each other and each individual is aware of the others feeling. However, neither party has explicitly acknowled the mutual fondness. In this senario, the love that they share is a "fuzzy lumpkins".

by Loneless August 26, 2009

lumpacious

Its a mix of lumpy and spacious

That is such a lumpacious brick wall!

by cynthiaserv26 January 14, 2014