Devon Log

The act of sticking your penis inside of a anal canal and pulling out with large amounts of fecile matter on the penis.

Person 1:man my boyfriend hed held a shit all day.

Person2:Well thats great did i need to know all of that?

Person1:ya you did considering he gave me a devon log

by dirty banana9 June 14, 2011

leave a log

When you poop. Usually somewhere inappropriate.

I think I'll leave a log in the water while no one is looking.

by fruitytooty May 4, 2006

Log Lessons

The act of showing one or more people how to roll a 2 or more gram blunt. Log lessons can be taught by anyone with the abilites to roll a suffiecent sized blunt

When Hollie arrived at my house carrying a 3 pack of white owls i knew she was ready for the Log Lessons

"Yo Tron when this baseball games over are you ready to head back to the mons and study the Log Lessons

by tronasaurus April 15, 2013

turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017

Lincoln-Logging

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.

After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.

by eops November 1, 2009

alaskan log

The sexual act of freezing your feces and then using it as a dildo, on yourself or your loved one

Denis died because he alaskan logged himself too much

by Uncle5talin March 20, 2017

Gas Logs

When you have a large dump with a lot of gas.

If I eat too much Mexican food, I'll have gas logs for days.

by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011