I’m being chased by a lobster 

You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary

I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok

I’m being chased by a lobster by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019

Canadian Lobster Tail 

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.

The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch

Canadian Lobster Tail by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011

Lobstervision 

Lobstervision refers to the color and composition of the Heads-up Display (HUD) for the "Covenant Elite" Player Model in Halo 2.

Oh Mah Gahd, I'm lookin' at it through the lobstervision!

Lobstervision by Paintbait June 11, 2006

Lobster

A casual name for a person you are having sex with but are not committed to.

Jim: Bill, You and Meghan have been spending a lot of time together. Are you two getting serious? Bill: No, she is just my lobster.

Lobster by rnnrdad February 15, 2017

Furry Lobster 

Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.

The date went well and ended with a nice serving of furry lobster.

Furry Lobster by alphonse55 May 8, 2007

Little Lobster 

A female with all the meat in the ass.

Dannggg!!! The new chick has some little lobster going on.

Little Lobster by erb1er August 13, 2007

Brazilian lobster tickle 

Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts

Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.

Brazilian lobster tickle by Don't mess with the zohan March 18, 2014