Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

(Made by niyyyyah___ on insta)

Laura: you’re a simp

Kevin: I’m not a simp, I’m a limp

by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021

limp brain

when somebody doesn’t have a big brain they have a limp brain.

did you see jackson he’s such a limp brain.

by realbrian September 12, 2019

Limp dick

Erectile dysfunction

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.

by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017

Limp

When a mans penis is no longer erect but not fully shrunk this is called 'limp'. It is usually covered in bodily fluid at this point.

Girl: Common keep going!
Boy: can't... I'm limp

by XBIGBLACKMANX June 27, 2016

limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.

After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.

by ThatsJustDandi September 27, 2020

LIMP DICK

nathan jackson

nathan jackson is a limp dick

by Queenofthebawses November 6, 2018

pimp ta limp

The result of a very smooth individual having sexual intercourse with so many women that he can no longer sprout an erection.

Jake: "Man last night I went from pimp ta limp. Megan fox herself couldn't give me a stiffy at this point."

by Jakethebarbarian June 16, 2011