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Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
mugGet the Bartender's Limpmug.

Limp

When a mans penis is no longer erect but not fully shrunk this is called 'limp'. It is usually covered in bodily fluid at this point.
Girl: Common keep going!
Boy: can't... I'm limp
by XBIGBLACKMANX June 27, 2016
mugGet the Limpmug.

limp one

A trade marked move by a man named Walker J. Blair; holding up a staggered pointer finger and close your other fingers to create a “limp one”
The football team all held up a limp one to show they were about to get lit
by Me NeEds DiCk PiCs PlS SEnD October 11, 2018
mugGet the limp onemug.

Limp bizkit

A invisible zombie who can eat the fleash off of anyone .
This reminds me of that time where i met the band Limp bizkit at a florda state prison.
by Jojomojokojo October 15, 2020
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Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.
Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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Limp

Difficulty moving the body, in most cases after a girl has had too many orgasms her body becomes limp
Random guy: She had 8 orgasms last night by the time I was done her body was limp I had to carry her to the bathroom
by Monkeyassnigga08 July 18, 2023
mugGet the Limpmug.

out of the limp

Made popular in the early 2000s, by the legendary Besse. Similar as the saying thin ice
"Global warming isn't affected by humans" Carl I Hagen
Carl I Hagen is out of the limp.
by Legenden1234 December 24, 2016
mugGet the out of the limpmug.

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