Ken Wizenshit: When you go to the bathroom and are standing at the urinal taking a leak and something from down under hits you in the gut and you have to go number 2 immediately.
Whizzing in the urinal after a night of drinking and you go to fart but realize you should have really went to the stall. Ken Wizenshit
by Calecorn March 22, 2023
Get the Ken Wizenshitmug. When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.
I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch
He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.
I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.
I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025
Get the Ken Crotchmug. Ken is Kenough and his Kenergy radiates the room when he walKens in. His Kenergy is a Kennon event. He is Kenchanted. He Kennot EVER be wrong. Except for when he is patriachary. He is Kentertaining and KENTASTIC! *Gallops my invisible horse*
by kenoughh July 27, 2023
Get the Kenmug. The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.
by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023
Get the Ken Tsaimug. A native from the land of Jacksonia named Ken who is the sole owner of the YouTube channel: "Jacksonian Ken"
by Jacksonian Ken April 3, 2022
Get the Jacksonian Kenmug. by White jays, white porche April 22, 2020
Get the Ken aemug. by Averageasianhousehold March 19, 2020
Get the Ken Chenmug.