An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
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he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
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