Jonne

A Jonne is a person that always keeps you waiting. Very annoying :O

When a Jonne says "wait a sec", she means "wait three hours".

by Jdbv September 3, 2018

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Jonny

Jonny is a boy who is absolutely perfect in every way he’s very popular the nicest human you will ever meet very athletic and try’s to help every one every girl thinks he is hot but he will break your heart into pieces even if your not his girlfriend.

WOW IS THAT THE JONNY YOU WHERE TALKING ABOUT

Yeah why?

He’s super freaking hot damnnn

by Umm I don’t know 😂 October 12, 2018

JONNIE

Jonnie a boy that is gay only likes boys is often misunderstood for a girl with a massive bootay

Guy: Damn Jonnie u very sexy

by TheJonster October 24, 2018

Jonnie

He’s a badass girl that loves the ladies she has a massive booty and loves to eat ears

Damn that Jonnie is fit

by TheJonster October 24, 2018

Jonny

A guy that takes no shit off anyone and is not afraid to stand up for himself. He is also very sexy and sometimes just irresistible. The funniest guy you will ever meet and can make you can literally when ever he wants. Streetwise and smart. He is the ultimate alpha male

Jonny is just the that guy you wanna be

by Cozo12 November 6, 2018

Jonny Vue

noun-Asian, what you say when u step on a nail, a word u say when u see obama stepping on a nail, a word with a meaning too horrific to say in a dictionary, a word u say when u see the ali-a intro.
Verb-Jonny vued, i will have jonny vueded, u have jonny vueded, oh my jonny vued!!!, haha, u jonny vued!

Person: hey what r u doing
Other guy: oh i'm watching Ali-A
Person: Bruuuhh, ali-a is so Jonny Vue, dude
other guy: WELL U CAN GO JONNY VUE URSELF!!!
Person: ughh, whatever

by OH CRAP ITS OBAMA November 14, 2018