Jersey Hot

When a girl is hot with looks clearly derivative of a typical Jersey girl. (i.e. sweat pants partially unzipped hoodie, sweatshirt) Usually has long black hair, is Italian. Possibly obnoxious and loudly annoying.

Guy 1: she's pretty hot
Guy 2: yea but she's 'jersey hot'
Guy 1: too bad I'm not a douche bag, I'd be all over her

by Iactuallylikejerseygirls August 29, 2013

Jersey thing

The old tradition of calling someone muff cabbage or a different unknown word then blaming it on being from jersey.

Eric: what is a flopdoodle?
Kyle: it's a jersey thing...

by Jshebdbrjfjbsiahdbksb August 9, 2018

Jersey Trash

D Henderson, or another piece of shit from Jersey.

Ew what the fuck is that
Oh that’s just some Jersey Trash
Oh I didn’t know Hendo was in town

by Jump Daddy January 31, 2020

Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022

Turnpike to Jersey

Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing

Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.

by Bigchungus6942069 March 26, 2020

Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022

jersey hook

When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.

I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike

by MERSEYME June 13, 2017