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Jen Hours

When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.
"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"

"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"
by Meltherealog June 20, 2017
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Jens

He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube
That guy is really annoying and makes me rage when we play moomoo.io is his name Jens
by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018
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Jen

One of the hottest people in the world , you will basically melt when she stares into your heart however usually has assholes of children. She instantly turns on everyone in the room from her gorgeous smile and warm eyes
Holy Crap Jen just walked in the room! Oh I love her
by Yeeyeeyaw ladies September 4, 2019
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Jens

A christian wholesome boy, that likes to drop jumpy asians. Jens likes to play golf and is a true son of Skyrim wielding his double edged battleaxe of doom. He is a snob although, so that is a big nej nej.
Jens have never been on pornhub and he does not know of Mia Khalifa. What a guy
by CrazyAsian123 October 8, 2019
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Jen

Jen is a cat lover who doesn't have any cats herself and the ones she has are either injured and stolen (don't believe her lies). Spouts pointless memes but she can be counter-attacked with either straight calling out or slow poking of details... Should probably be put down. Poor Jen the cat group troll.
by NIXMEISTER86 December 27, 2019
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Jens

Jens is the best kind of guy that exists. He is kind, but has an edge. He’s a little bit of everything and will make you laugh until your tits fall off. He will listen intently to you even if you’re telling the worst story in the world, and he would expect the same in return. Everyone wants a little piece of Jens.
Oh man, that guy is a real Jens. Not to be confused with gem, but same same!
by k&&&& November 22, 2021
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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