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by Shringe hunter September 11, 2019
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Jefferson

Some rude chatter that I just wanted to help me. Closed the chat on my. What a fat bloke. Dumb nonce.
Fat nonce Jefferson closed the chat on me. Wow.
by oofstuff November 8, 2019
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Dirty Jefferson

The act of giving or receiving a rim job that occurs anytime after the recipient has taken a shit and not showered afterwards.
Named after NBA player Richard Jefferson, as he shares the same initials as Rim Job.
"Hey I received a Dirty Jefferson off this chick last night"

"Damn, that's nasty!"
by Dong Megatron January 4, 2014
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Thomas Jefferson

any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future

he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.

Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.

Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.

Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
by yunghag February 2, 2016
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Dirty Jafet

The guy who want you to sit on his face on the very first date, He's a rocker man but if you want he can dance the whole fucking night
"Do you want a delicious cunnilingus call to Dirty Jafet"
by userntps November 3, 2020
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dirty jeffers

Having a massive dick
by I am well hung September 6, 2021
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Haffa Jaffa

Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.
Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.
by ManofPenistone May 8, 2022
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