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Ivan

Ivan has the biggest dick in the world n he makes bitches squirts left n righ💦🍆 He fucks bitches in the dark so yk he on go time😈😈
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Ivan Sebastian Cordoves

A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!

Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023
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ivan

The term "Ivan" can be used to refer to russian people. Most specifically refers to russian nationalists or Soviet soldiers since it originated back in WWII to describe the soldiers—as it's the russian equivalent of the name John (but it's also a generalized term used on a russian person).
Those Ivans are always hanging in that corner and I know they're up to sum'
by llololololololl April 24, 2025
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my son. ivan. ivan alien stage. me. ME. IVAN IS ME
"ivan is alive"
by kanacure May 4, 2025
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person 1: wow that guy ivan is so beautiful

danny: go away hes mine
by dannylovesivan May 14, 2025
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IVAN

A super un athletic person it pisses you off
Harrison is such an IVAN for sitting out on practice
by Brojoecopp June 2, 2025
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Ivan Krasnoperov

Ivan Krasnoperov is the most loving, caring, understanding man ever. He will see all the goods in you and see your scars as something to be loved. He will give you a princess treatment even tho he’s cold sometimes. Will be obsessed with you in the cutest way. And will always try to make you happy.
- is that Ivan Krasnoperov?
- I really wanna marry him.
by OGMarsu! June 16, 2025
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