When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.
I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.
by Petitchou August 16, 2016
Get the dutch teapotmug. by kikiwiththefeetsies May 31, 2021
Get the down to dutchmug. by Theboyzzzz December 2, 2016
Get the Dutch Brothermug. To curl out a large poo on someone's lower back for sexual gratification. The 'giver' will often make a sound like a train whilst mid flow.
by The Urban Taffy January 15, 2018
Get the dutch smokeymug. A sexual act involving a windmill, a pair of clogs, Edam cheese, a bicycle seat, the left marigold glove from a pair, liquorice, and a tulip... But not the kind you're thinking of.
by Greppelslet February 12, 2014
Get the Dutch Hugmug. (v.) The act of farting into a heating fan that is placed in a small room, thus turning the entire room into a dutch oven.
by CharlesPoops February 28, 2010
Get the Dutch Fanmug. Lit people- okay no ahem
First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-
Anyways...
People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).
First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-
Anyways...
People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).
by RBW726 January 5, 2019
Get the Dutch Peoplemug.