mutated horse

a horse like person that has very similar featurses to horses.

"oh my god, dan nichols you realy do look like a mutated horse today dont you"

by andrew marjoram November 1, 2005

horse cack

1.) A mammoth, unwieldly cackis, capabable of extreme devestation.

2.) 10112" cock.

1.) Somebody put horse cack on Larry's mirror.

2.) That horse cack would split that ho in half.

by Jason November 15, 2004

horse with no name

Lyric borrowed from a song by the band America- references a heroin trip- as in a "horse" being common slang for heroin at the time.

"I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain"

by 5k3tch August 10, 2007

horse face

one who has an unsightly long pointed face (much like an inbred horse) along with grotesque bucked teeth. May also be rather hairy.

"Hey! Horse face, god called he said you suck!"

by not Adam May 31, 2003

Exploding Horse

/ikˈsplōding - hôrs/
You’re probably here from the YouTuber Peternity, right? Right.
To be attractive by facial feature or personality.

Dude… Timothy’s mom is such an exploding horse.

by watches 2: electric boogaloo March 21, 2023

Horse Kick

A horse kick is a crude type of birth control. Usually used in times of need. However, research indicates the usage as early as the 16th century.

After doggy style intercourse, the female remains on all fours. The male than kicks her right in the crotch. The force of the kick should cause her legs to raise in the air. This causes her legs to kick backwards, similar to a horse kicking.

The theory is blunt force confuses the sperm, and they swim backwards and out the opening.

If your condom breaks, utilize the horse kick.

by Lil_Gazelle February 22, 2011

bad horse

verb: While a person is reading a letter, when a group of people stand behind the person and sing the contents of the letter to that person. Often done in costume.

Did you see the youtube video of Felicia Day getting bad horsed at PAX 08?

by N8y June 9, 2009