Painting the horn.

clown masturbation.

"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."

by Skitzo the Clown April 13, 2013

Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.

P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

Tyler Horne

1. A man who has an unusually high amount of Zest yet still claims he is not gay/ An overwhelming amount of zest.
2. Releasing a lethal amount of cringe

Person 1: Bro that's so ohio bro, only in ohio lmao.
Person 2: Mf you not Tyler Horne

by floorboardreal May 18, 2023

Jizz Horn

You blow the horn and people come.

I wish she hadn't blown her Jizz Horn, now I've ruined a good pair of pants!

by Gardenhead007 December 26, 2010

Gub Horn

When you get a gub and its a sad horn

Person 1: Bro i just got a gub
Person 2: *Gub Horn*

by somedudeinthebackrooms September 16, 2023

Nick Horne

Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)

Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).

BRAH YOU AS CRAZY AS NICK HORNE

by Masta - Physics November 11, 2009

freedom horn

Historically known as a trumpet. The name was changed in early 2017 to eliminate any association with the odious 45th President of the United States.

The freedom horn player declined to play the inauguration.

by SantaFeTrail-er January 30, 2017