Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Robin Hooding

Similar to the classic trope of Robin Hood or another skilled archer splitting an arrow with another, Robin Hooding is the act of running erect-penis-first into an ass, and then a second penis wielder running dick-first into the previous runner's ass.

Listen, when my fiancé agreed to a threesome, I didn't expect to go Robin Hooding with a guy twice my size.

by Skaldic June 10, 2022

Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.

"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"

by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023

The Hoedini

When having sexual intercourse with a female and you feel like you are about to cum you spit on their back then when they turn around they get a nice and sticky surprice.

the hoedini

by CumKauwer October 2, 2023

done a houdini

When some thing dissapears with you having no idea where it went

My phones done a houdini on me

by Netscape4.0 May 23, 2016

east coast houdini

put a mask on your girls head, Hit it from behind, run turn off the light and have your friend that's been hiding finish it off

Yo wanna East Coast Houdini tonight?

by Murkany April 1, 2017

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022