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A tree hugger is a a temporary discomfort of the male genitalia which occurs when one's moist scrotum "wraps" itself around the less moist shaft of the penis, providing a keen grip. In doing so, the testicals separate from one another and are displaced by the penis. This displacement causes significant tension on the sides of the shaft, as if the testicals were "hugging" the penis.
So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.
So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.
Todd: What's wrong Billy?
Billy: My junk's all tangled up!
Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!
Billy: My junk's all tangled up!
Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!
by Duncan Swift April 24, 2006
Get the tree hugger mug.A person who measures the DBH (diameter at breast height)of a tree before it is harvested. When they use their foresters tape to measure trees, they wrap the tape around the tree which makes them look like they are hugging the tree.
Marcus looked like he was hugging a tree when he was measuring the DBH before it was harvested. He is a real tree hugger.
by TimWVU June 24, 2008
Get the Tree Hugger mug.it's not so much to argue the points or to add on. but one must admit that this is the definition for the honger in your life that IS loud, annoyingly rich, cocky and inconsiderate. we ALL know that not every person from hk fits into that definition.
it's those who drive their nice cars without knowing how to freakin drive, dress like at 10 year old when they're 30, look down at u because your phone isn't the newest one inthe market, talk in their little groups in the middle of lecture loud enough for u to hear halfway across a 500 people hall....etc....that fits in.
i'm a honger myself, self admitted. i laugh at that definition because it's so true. i find it offending when people call me a honger (WHATWHAT i do NOT have problems colour coordinating my wardrobe)....but c'mon people....lighten up. learn to laugh at yourself and most likely u'll find u don't fall into that category of the annoying honger.
it's those who drive their nice cars without knowing how to freakin drive, dress like at 10 year old when they're 30, look down at u because your phone isn't the newest one inthe market, talk in their little groups in the middle of lecture loud enough for u to hear halfway across a 500 people hall....etc....that fits in.
i'm a honger myself, self admitted. i laugh at that definition because it's so true. i find it offending when people call me a honger (WHATWHAT i do NOT have problems colour coordinating my wardrobe)....but c'mon people....lighten up. learn to laugh at yourself and most likely u'll find u don't fall into that category of the annoying honger.
- honger kids who all have super nice super mod-d cars....and when u look in them none of them are stick. what a waste of cars
- mothers who dress in their kids clothes and have hello kitty cellphones. dear god.
- once again people who talk loud enough for the world to hear at the wrong times.
- please....learn the colour triangle....hot pink and hot purple and neon yellow really is quite an odd combo for clothing
- mothers who dress in their kids clothes and have hello kitty cellphones. dear god.
- once again people who talk loud enough for the world to hear at the wrong times.
- please....learn the colour triangle....hot pink and hot purple and neon yellow really is quite an odd combo for clothing
by honger@heart November 26, 2006
Get the honger mug.Honger - condescending word for hongonese people, which are people from Hong Kong. Hongers usually like to dress homosexually (ie. Girls dressing like guys and vice versa). Their fashion is unique in the sense that they suck cocks and eat pussies. However, I do respect the fact that they actually have the confidence to wear their crap in public. Hongers drive hongonese cars made of crap and steel. Their language consists mostly of weird annoying sounds like "Ga", "Ooa", "Gamahha", "Lo", I could go on but you get the point. Hongonese or Cantonese is basically a language that should absolutely be banned from speaking in public places. As you can see, I have nothing against Hongonese people except the fact that they are gay, annoying, and plain unbearable! For all you hongers out there reading this, here's a message for you, please tone down your gayness and homoness, please! Some of us "normals" just want a nice quiet time in the park, mall, or any other public places you hongers like to invade. And also, please obey traffic laws you homo hongers. I once saw a honger almost hit an elderly because he was driving like a mad mofo! And again, I must restate that I have absolutely nothing against people from Hong Kong. I mean, c'mon, they're people too right? But sometimes people do things that are just plain wrong, such as wearing gay clothing...urg, i'm sorry for being repetitive, this just totally irks me like hell. And honger guys, man are they the worst at sports lol. They just plain suck. I must say this though, badminton and ping pong are not sports so don't say youre athletic if you're only good at those, please! Okay, I'm going to stop ranting now...but remember hongers, please TONE DOWN your gayness, a little bit is better than none. Maybe wear more normal clothing for a start, or obey more traffic rules, or speak more politely. That's all the advice i can give you hongers. You can thank me later in the future for changing you from being gay and unwanted in society to becoming more accepted and welcomed.
Hongers should tone down their attitude, gayness, unpleasantness, homoness, loudness, rudeness, unlawfulness, I could go on...but you get the point.
Hongers suck at sports, but they're good at gay games (ie. badminton, ping-pong, hoola hoops, etc.)
Hongers suck at sports, but they're good at gay games (ie. badminton, ping-pong, hoola hoops, etc.)
by f()cK!Ng pIe<3 of EfFlNg sHyT! November 26, 2006
Get the honger mug.A person from Hong Kong (not mainland China) easily identified by rude behaviour, bitchy girlfriend, and a shitty $5,000 Japanese car that's had $10,000 worth of modifications.
by Saddam Hussein November 26, 2006
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