as mad as a hatter

This goes back to the time when the people in the hat industry wound up with mercury poisoning due to the process of manufacturing the felt for hats.

He is as mad as a hatter,

by WDD2 May 25, 2016

Hetero-Pride

Something that I have in me; my not being or supporting homosexuality. It is great to be a straight (see heterosexual) and be a member of the moral majority!

I have hetero-pride and I voted YES on the same sex marriage amendment.

by Republican Warrior July 27, 2005

heterasexual

noun, feminine.

the sexual orientation of a female attracted to males. not to be confused with 'heterosexuality' - a male interested in females.

a heterasexual woman performs the act of coitus exclusively with men.

by clearworldthinking September 20, 2011

Heater

A cigarette. A dart; square. An amount of tabacco rolled or made for use of smoking.

Man, Chucky was so drunk last night, he threw back like a whole pack of heaters.

by Austin Tyrrell January 2, 2008

Mad Hatter

The act of defecating on your partners head whilst they are sleeping. Upon waking, the person will notice the steaming turd and immediately become mad - hence the term "Mad Hatter"

Sharlene really annoyed me by not giving me head last night, so I dropped a Mad Hatter on her! Looks like I wont get head tonight either !

by The St Albanz Hatter January 3, 2010

heater

a gun,gat,burner, 50 cent packs heat yo

You got clapped by joshes heater

by Jay Co October 18, 2004

Hestered

to be dominated both physically and psychologically.

Ohio State got hestered by LSU in the BCS national championship.

by EMDear October 8, 2008