Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024

hillbilly

it is a country person that is an asshole only rude or disrespectful country people are called “hillbilly”

bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money”

Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”

by cj2k24 April 19, 2024

hillbilly wedding

When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral

Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.

by Uncledaddy6905 July 3, 2024

Hillbilly Belly Buster

First, you gotta get your girl all hot and bothered by taking a nice steamy shit on that stretched out fupa (from carrying your seed) Then, rub your tiny tickler all over that shit until you feel the explosion coming on. Finally, slap that thang all over that toothless face until it erupts like a volcano! Woop woop 😉💦🤯

Me and the ol lady got a little crazy drinking that Busch and next thing ya know I's in the midst of a good ol hillbilly belly buster and next thang I seen was little Billy's and Bobby Sue's all over our single wide walls!

by Not yo momma January 30, 2026

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024