Colder than a bitch in heat

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat

"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"

by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

Heatbag

A bag to carry a gun in. Can be a custom made bag from gun manufacturer specifically for an individual gun, can be a generic gun bag, or can a just any bag that has a gun in it.

Is that a heatbag you’re carrying? YES IT IS! What’s inside? A Glock 44

by Newfie blogger May 30, 2019

Heather

Heathers are usually the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. They are extremely sexy and have nice bodies. Heathers are also amazing kissers. However , they are not self absorbed bitches. Heathers have fun, loving personalities and are crazy fun to be around. Alot of the time they are shy to outsiders but very comfortable with friends. Be warned--Heathers are the funniest girls you will ever encounter. Any boy to hook a Heather should consider themself extremely lucky and never let her go. Not only are they kind , but also smart. If you are considering asking a Heather out , JUST DO IT! You will not regret it && will have lots of fun showing her off to your friends.

Damn, look at Heather. She's so sexy.

by FoOtBaLlGuY2O12 February 4, 2012

Heather

A girl with big pretty brown eyes and a nice smile. Her laugh will make you laugh and her giggle will make you fall in love. She usually only falls for douche bags while there are tons of nice guys who are in love with her. If you ever have a chance for her to like you, don't blow it. She's not shy at all the first time you meet her but as you go on to know her you'll see many sides to her. She loves to sing, dance and act but she doesn't know how talented she is. She's worth a million bucks so don't ever lose her. Oh, and she has a nice butt.

Dude 1: Bro, have you seen that girl over there? Her smile is so beautiful.

Dude 2: Of course I've seen her man. Who wouldn't notice her? She's totally a Heather.

by Jacob1993 June 29, 2014

ass heat

The residual warmth on a chair or toilet seat from someone else's butt.

I sat down on the throne in stall 2 and I knew that Carl had just been there from all the ass heat.

by Weepy November 9, 2004

Heather

Pretty much the sweetest person you will ever meet. the most amazing girl you will ever be privileged to know. she is incredibly adorable. she is drop dead gorgeous, amazingly beautiful. she's loyal and faithful and trustworthy, when you see her it gives you butterflies, when she kisses you it makes your knees week and when you hear her voice you melt she is perfection

man she's amazing, she must be a heather.

by I.P Daily. May 5, 2011

Heatherwood Middle School

Heatherwood is a middle school located in Mill Creek Washington . This school is full of thooters , child predators , and white kids who think they're black . The children at Heatherwood are hilarious . The white kids strongly believe they're black and use the N-Word more than the 10 black kids at this school . Then there's the Asian kids that think they can fight , only the lucky people get to watch these "fights" . Heatherwood is full of crackheads in the making . Not a single person has their shit together . And pretty much every single staff member is unreliable and too caught up in all the work they make their students do but that they cannot ever get around to grading.

" I wanted to kill myself when I went to Heatherwood Middle School"

by iSuCkBiGcOcKs April 25, 2019