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Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).
My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!
by shit fizzles March 31, 2009
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grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.
Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."
by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018
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genzai

Genzai is a anine weeaboo who is allways thinking he is funny he can be a pain but at the same time you cant help but love him he makes you want to lick a kid
*you walk into a house

Genzai: eat my ass
by Yourpiebitch January 29, 2020
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Grezald

A word you use for when your mad, sad and confused at the same time. As if, there was no explanation for what emotion your processing. You would use this word if perhaps someone did something to make you sad and mad, but it was unreasonable which caused you confusion. It may also be a word as mad but also guilty of the fact that you are these emotions.
When the disabled person cut in line, I was Grezald. I've been waiting in this line for hours, but there disabled so I feel guilty and I feel bad for them, but i'm still mad that they cut, I would have let them as long as they asked. Now i'm just frustrated. There disabled, I shouldn't be getting this mad.
by •ønixxä• OnYT December 1, 2020
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grenzo

A legendary Goblin Rogue in Magic: The Gathering. He is a 2/2 and has a mana cost of black, red, and X.

Grenzo is for you if you like gambling, goblins, and cheating out dozens of creatures for virtually no cost. If you build your EDH Grenzo deck properly, you will find that around turn seven or eight you need to pull up another table because the contents of your deck have occupied the full surface area of the first table. You probably had a wincon at turn five and didn't even notice.

Synergizes extremely well with Ashnod's Alter, Heartstone, Cauldron of Eternity, Workhorse, Soldevi Digger, Epitaph Golem, Tel-Jilad Stylus, Junktroller, Priest of Urabrask, Priest of Gix, Teferi's Puzzle Box, Crystal Ball, Goblin Engineer, Goblin Matron, Siege-Gang Commander, Sling-Gang Lieutenant, Thran Turbine, the Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker + Zealous Conscripts combo, Clone Shell, and Myr Retriever, to name just a scant few.

The best guide to building this monstrosity of a jank-fest is "Grenzo, Dungeon Warden - The Slot Machine of Value" by snowfox54119.
"Grenzo, Dungeon Warden enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
2: Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less than or equal to Grenzo's power, put it onto the battlefield."
-Card Description

"Grenzo is a combination of contradictions. He's consistency through chance. He's a chaotic toolbox. His gameplan is the same, but his wincon is almost always different. There truly is no other commander like him."
-snowfox54119

"Grenzo is powerful commander, and relatively cheap to build."
by Bearman18 April 2, 2022
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Grenade attack

When you poop is so explosive it jumps back up out of the bowl and whacks your butt cheeks.
Man, I just had the worst grenade attack after eating all of those eggs.
by Special_chur February 9, 2023
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logic grenade

A statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent
Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade
by Jenkem Hog March 25, 2008
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