clout googles

Clout googles are white sunglasses that have circle lenses.

Man that guy has square clout googles and not circle he probably has not clout.

by Stretboi May 8, 2018

side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

Google Dictionary

The worst dictionary to ever exist.

I hate using Google Dictionary! It keeps repeating the words I look up inside the definition! WHAT THE FU-

by somebody who's in the U.S. April 11, 2020

google guy

Someone who is great in googling things.

Hey! You know what, feed me any word and I will find out what it means. I am a google guy!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

Google Hangouts

The drugs kids are using on the streets now days.

yo bro I'm low key desperate for some google hangouts man. you got any?

by Pog chap September 23, 2018

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012