Goober

You can call your friends/family/classmates 'Goober' if they are acting silly and goofy.

"Name, you are so silly, such a silly lil' goober!'

by Zabai April 27, 2023

Goober realm

Ah yes the goober realm a mysterious and fantastic land that is inhabited by a friendly and fun loving species of sentient goobers. It is a realm full of adventure, filled with wonders both natural and magical. The scenery ranges from verdant forests and rolling hills to the most stunning beaches and majestic mountains. There are also many unique and fascinating creatures to be found in the Goober Realm, ranging from harmless woodland creatures to fierce and dangerous beasts. This is a world that is sure to delight and captivate anyone who sets foot in it

OMG THE GOOBER REALM HAS OPENED

by Goober61 August 7, 2023

Uncle goober

When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy

Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober

by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car

“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”

by goofygoober6942069 March 11, 2023

goober

something a carson would say to his close friends

Carson: “you’re such a goober”

by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020