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Global Laming

The fictitious and nondescript effect of too much smug in the atmosphere. Smug is caused by humans who, among other things, love the smell of their own farts because they drive hybrid cars.

Coined in South park when Kyle's dad thinks he is ahead of the curb than the other residents of south park because he buys a Hybrid.
Guy: Stop acting like such a smug bastard just because you own a hybrid car.
Hybrid Owner: Unlike you I'm trying to protect the earth rather than destroy it. *Smells his own fart*
Guy: That couldn't be further from the truth, global laming is far worse that global warming.
by OKay12 July 30, 2011
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Global guts

(see definition for guts) - a filthy whore, slut, skank, etc.
Only bitches with global guts get the shit fucked out of them daily by different and/or multiple guys.
by Party Ryan and Trixie April 14, 2009
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globbed

I got globbed last night
by mm2360 May 10, 2010
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GLOBETARD

A pathetic insult used by the scientifically illiterate, religiously indoctrinated, low intelligence, and poorly educated members of the flat earth movement to refer to anyone is aware of the scientific fact that the world we live on is an oblate spheroid (nearly a sphere).
Look at that GLOBETARD, he believes in "gravity" and "science". YouTube tells me he is an idiot. I can't see a curve and the sun looks really close to me when I leave my mom's basement. Pass the crayons, I'm hungry.
by Fluffywastaken June 2, 2021
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globetrotter

A runner, a ripper, a hoe, and a bopper!! meaning they like to fuck , suck and swollow. Originated in the bay area, san pablo.
"Damn man, did you see that globetrotter?? As soon as that girl walked out the bathroom 20 other guys walked out pulling up there pants!
by Berto D. June 27, 2006
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Global Meltdown

When a person is traveling and they fall apart. This person attracts attention to himself or herself because they have lost their edge. Their friends flee immediately.
I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.
by Bartendress February 2, 2006
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Golden Globe

The Emmy of movie awards.
"I'm sorry, I've never heard of her."
"But she won a Golden Globe!"
"Ok... so?"
by STJosh May 5, 2007
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