Union Glazer

a guy in a porno who comes in from off-set to ejaculate on the girl at the end of the scene; the face is usually not shown to make the audience believe this is the same man's penis as in the rest of the scene

Matt just got a job as a union glazer because he can get off very easily and his loads are huge

by janseph December 1, 2010

glazed donut

to go eat out a plus sized woman, and get your face glazed in her juices

shawn was eating out taylor and came up lookin like a glazed donut

by durty white T November 27, 2009

Glazed jelly roll

The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.

Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Glazed Brownie

The act of pulling out during intercourse, shitting on your partners chest and proceeding to cum on top. This gives the "brownie" the glazed topping.

Pro tip: make sure to jack off while you shit on their chest or they might have time to wipe the shit off.

Fred: how was the date night with Annie last weekend?

Me: oh she broke up with me. I kind of expected it though cuz I have her a glazed brownie.

Fred: ugh gnarly man.

by TypicalAmerican December 14, 2013

poon glazed

the sparkling shine that coates ones face after a massive chomp on ones poontang.

man! she"s got enough glaze to plaster every pole in t dot with advertising she shure poon glazed me

by steve cryds October 22, 2006

Josh Glade

Josh Glade is the most feared,dangerous unstable,unpredictable professional wrestler today. The only thing crazy about this man is his speed and agility for a 350 pounder. Unlike his so called competition Menny Lemons

Josh Glade isn't a p.a.b.

Josh Glade is the most feared,dangerous unstable,unpredictable professional wrestler today. The only thing crazy about this man is his speed and agility for a 350 pounder. Unlike his so called competition Menny Lemons

Josh Glade isn't a p.a.b.

Dude you're working Josh Glade tonight? You're going to loose man. Hope you have good insurance.

by Dcw dude October 9, 2020

unti-gleeven-glaven-gloom

Roughly translated as Running swiftly through the forest

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by Jay A June 1, 2003