Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game

She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.

by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022

Gert

Gert is a boy from my school.
He's cool.

Hi gert.

by Najq December 18, 2021

Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.

Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”

by Derogatory term February 8, 2022

GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.

1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.

by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022

GERTIE

Verb- always choosing the wrong direction to travel at any intersection.

She did a GERTIE and got hopelessly lost.

by AndyM13 February 10, 2022

Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.

Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.

by AndyM13 February 10, 2022

gerry

short for geriatric

term used to refer to geriatric people/anyone who is displaying behavior characteristic of someone who is old, senile, and/or obstinate

“gerrys these days am I right?”

“you watch Fox News? what are you a gerry?”

“if you’ve spoken to one gerry you’ve spoken to them all”

by youarenotmestopit February 13, 2022