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Green Baby 

The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god
Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
Green Baby by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019

Green Gobbler

The process of eating a girls ass after explosive diarrhea.
I performed the Green Gobbler on Stacy last night after Chinese food, it was so sweet.
Green Gobbler by Sloppy Garry March 13, 2020

Green And Retired

Very mature men who happen to be Green and Retired. Does anything you need as long as you acknowledge the fact that they are Green and Retired....
Stranger: I need you to do something
Green and Retired man: no
Stranger: WOW YOU'RE GREEN AND RETIRED????
Green and Retired man: I'm listening babe

Green Bean Moment 

A decisive point in an argument when somebody's point becomes entirely invalid by making a simple mistake. Derived from the thought process of stepping on a Green Bean while delivering a skull crushing comeback.
Person 1: "so to conclude, I **stutters** I.."
Person 2: "nah shut up man thats a green bean moment, you're done"
Green Bean Moment by Hunkyman August 21, 2022

Green Stuff 

Green Stuff is money, because money is Green. It's not lima beans.
Mr. Krabs: Let me go! I got to get some of that Green Stuff!

Thug: *pulls out Lima beans on a spoon.

Mr Krabs: No! Not that Green Stuff!
*Truck full of of lima beans backs up.

Mr Krabs: Noooooooo!
Green Stuff by HawaiianPunch1 September 5, 2023

green light 

a termed used by gang memebers when some gang has a hit out on em.
dude, six fools got blasted last week from that neighborhood...they got the green light.
green light by ROB $ December 11, 2004