One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong
by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023
Get the Funky Kongmug. A mafia or cartel organization specifically known for killing or torturing people for uploading it online, and is in a neighborhood.
Origins from the funkytown gore video; I highly advise you DO NOT WATCH IT UNDER ANY CIRCUNSTANCE.
Origins from the funkytown gore video; I highly advise you DO NOT WATCH IT UNDER ANY CIRCUNSTANCE.
Carl: There was a funky tribe down our neighborhood!
Jane: OMG, true! It was on the news that the killers posted a video in LiveLeak, and they were a part of a mafia group. I'm pretty sure they're arrested...
Jane: OMG, true! It was on the news that the killers posted a video in LiveLeak, and they were a part of a mafia group. I'm pretty sure they're arrested...
by tbh.hello.lol August 23, 2024
Get the funky tribemug. by Moist chocolate chip December 1, 2017
Get the Funkymug. by Daddylonglegsmidge June 11, 2022
Get the Funkymug. A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.
Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012
Get the Funky Chewbaccamug. (Adjective) If you describe something as funky fresh, you mean that it is stylish and modern in an unconventional way
Person 1: "this burger is funky fresh as"
Person 2: "(rolls eyes) shut the funky fresh up" (substitute for swearing)
Person 2: "(rolls eyes) shut the funky fresh up" (substitute for swearing)
by DiscordReject4 February 28, 2025
Get the funky freshmug. The sexual act of stuffing Reeses' Cups into a female's rectum, waiting for it to ooze out, and slurping it up like a peanut butter milkshake.
by PeculiarTendencies July 15, 2018
Get the Funky Sweetsmug.