Funky Skier

When someone applies the woman's vaginal fluids post-ejaculation on the feet and then proceeds to glide on the floor, akin to a skier

Jessica was amazed that Marco could still do the funky skier after 3 hours of sex

by Strelok_86 May 30, 2023

Funky

A very Funky guy.

Likes pineapple on pizza - Will execute you on site for saying it's disgusting.

DOMJD: Hey, you're a funky guy! You gonna uptown funk this server up Funky?

Funky: Die. gunshots

by Funky_01 November 3, 2020

Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.

Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?

by Fadastalk April 27, 2024

Funky Spider

ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.

"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."

"What happened?!"

"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."

"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"

by fjoltul November 12, 2023

funky monkey

a monkey that dies funky

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by stumpcool January 15, 2022

Funky Friday

Every Friday after the release of the hit game Friday Night Funkin!

Me: It's funky friday
Everyone: cheers

by verymysteryman23 May 28, 2021

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008