FODA

FODA, or Fear of Dying Alone, is a broad spectrum of symptoms experienced by females with onset typically in their mid- to late-twenties. As women become aware that they are aging, and their biological clock is running out, the become aware of the imminent decline of their youth and fear of potentially never acquiring a mate and thus dying alone, hence FODA. Early-onset FODA is a sub-diagnosis referring to FODA initiated at an even younger age due to the female's female friends entering long-term relationships while they remain single, making them think they are not desirable to males. FODA symptoms can include general dating and sexual desperation, such as pursuit of males outside of their typical standards, age range, or cultural predilections. Some warning signs are texting the day immediately following a defiling one-night stand with a stranger with whom little conversation was had. FODA theory was developed and first researched by Dr. Deus Calhoun after a series of field case studies. The DSM has yet to include it.

S. M., an anonymous case, hunted down the phone number of the previous night's analinguist regardless of not having even seen him in the dark room. Classic FODA.

by Dr. Calhoun December 11, 2012

Faux Friday

A day that acts much like a friday, but in fact is not. A day that "ends" the week.

Jack: "Oh man, i'm totally glad that today's a faux friday, i've got a shitton of homework to finish"

John: "I know! Today's thursday but we still get to skip school legally due to random holidays!"

by dereek19 December 21, 2008

freeball friday

the greatest day of the week, the day a man or women (i guess?) can do everyday activities without worryin about gettin their panties in a bunch. Also symbolizes freedom...

Because it was freeball friday, Pfrey didnt wear underwear.

by BCRich July 5, 2005

Friday

A day in which a multitude of perplexing problems get in the way, including:

1. Having to wake up
2. Having to have your bowl
3. Having to get ready
4. Having to catch your bus
5. Having to wait for the bus
6. Seeing your friends kickin in the front seat and sittin in the back seat
7. Having to make your mind up: which seat you can take?
8. Everybody looking forward to the weekend

After which the following ensues:

1. Getting down
2. Partying
3. Partying
4. Yeah
5. Fun
6. Fun
7. Fun
8. Fun

Girlfriend: Mornin honey. What day is it?
Boyfriend: Well lets see. If yesterday was Thursday, Thursday, then today it is Friday Friday! We we we so excited!
Girlfriend: GODDAMN YOU REBECCA BLACK

by Jorgenstein April 27, 2011

Friday Feeling

The feeling that something is about to change. Like a weekend approaching.

Why do I feel like something is about to change?

Must be the end of the week. I get that Friday Feeling all the time.

by leRoguester May 30, 2013

Friday Night Fuckin'

Instead of pressing the keys to the rhythm, you fuck the GF to the rhythm

Person 1: Hey dude, what are you playing?
Person 2: Friday Night Fuckin'
Person1: ummm, are you sure you're not playing Friday Night Funkin'?
Perseon 2: no

by namesarehard69 May 31, 2021

Sexy Friday

The day of the week that is so blindingly smooth, suave and attractive that it compels us to commiserate--sexily--at various bars/lounges around New York City.

Usually originates at Pat O'Brien's or other Upper East Side happy hour locations.

Thursday: "Ugh, I can't believe it's still not Friday!"

The next day: "It's SEXY FRIDAY!!! Fuck and Yes!"

by GAS Captain April 15, 2010