on the fountain

To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.

I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.

by Garema February 12, 2010

cherry fountain

Another way to describe a womans period, most suitably used when wearing a tampon.

Kay your tampon is like a mouse drinking from a cherry fountain

by emmanator March 24, 2009

Vegas Water Fountain

Red Bull mixed with the tears of bachelor party attendees for the mourning of the grooms soon to be castration.

All looked on with amazement as the Vegas Water Fountain filled the streets of Charlotte on March 22.

by Big Floppys master February 25, 2014

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 08, 2024

Water fountain

The easiest possible way to get the flu or any disease

Don’t drink out of the water fountain

by Joedaddyyyyyy January 15, 2020

Water Fountain

To finish, as a man, and land your ejaculate into your own mouth

“I think I might water fountain right now.”

“The dude’s water fountain was crazy big!”

“He was water fountaining like a pro.”

by tntcls January 13, 2025

Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.

I need a drink from the water fountain.

by ?Somone? November 15, 2022