by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018
Get the Go together like a dildo and a forkmug. A loving manoveure conducted usually under the guise of friendship involvng three parties, beginning with ice cream and movies and ending often in pregnancy. This is a subtle seductive technique but a successful one.
by ranggggggggga April 29, 2011
Get the big spoon- little spoon- forkmug. When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!
I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!
by rickdudly February 8, 2013
Get the One prong short of a full forkmug. In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"
by AnalIsForKids December 22, 2012
Get the Stick a fork in me, I camemug. 
(Commonly happens in the Ghettos)
When Someone slashes a car's tires of a person they hate, so they are ripped and don't work.
When Someone slashes a car's tires of a person they hate, so they are ripped and don't work.
Hey, did you see what happened to that guy in Newark? A ton of Dounut Forking happened to his Prius last night!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
Get the Dounut Forkingmug. A Fork moment has four steps on when to say it each represented by one of the fork's prongs.
Prong 1: Someone sees or hear about something
Prong 2: Someone thinks about it as a big deal
Prong 3: Someone receives more context on it and goes "oh I guess it's not a big deal".
Prong 4: You say "Fork Moment". (Image of Fork can be applied when needed)
This slang has changed the way our society works for the better.
Prong 1: Someone sees or hear about something
Prong 2: Someone thinks about it as a big deal
Prong 3: Someone receives more context on it and goes "oh I guess it's not a big deal".
Prong 4: You say "Fork Moment". (Image of Fork can be applied when needed)
This slang has changed the way our society works for the better.
Person 1: Famous Musician Jilly Bowl was just shot by a robber!
Person 2: OH MY GOSH THAT'S HORRIBLE HE MUST BE DEAD!
Person 1: Nah he's fine the bullet just hit his ear he just needs to recover for a day or two.
Person 2: Oh i guess its not a big deal
Person 1: FORK MOMENT!
Person 2: OH MY GOSH THAT'S HORRIBLE HE MUST BE DEAD!
Person 1: Nah he's fine the bullet just hit his ear he just needs to recover for a day or two.
Person 2: Oh i guess its not a big deal
Person 1: FORK MOMENT!
by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025
Get the Fork Momentmug.