by AcutalSnake November 16, 2018
A loving manoveure conducted usually under the guise of friendship involvng three parties, beginning with ice cream and movies and ending often in pregnancy. This is a subtle seductive technique but a successful one.
by ranggggggggga April 11, 2011
When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!
I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!
by rickdudly February 08, 2013
In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"
by AnalIsForKids December 23, 2012
A mobius fork is a fourth dimensional setting where a decision is made or an event occurs that has multiple possible outcomes, these outcomes fork off the current time line creating multiple new timelines which differ from each other just so, the further from the movies fork you go the more the separate timelines differ from each other
by modrtow August 18, 2015
When you’re partner is sporking you but the boi is no longer hardened but softened due to major relaxation. So you have to wiggle ur booty to then work the blood back in.
I almost fell asleep when we were sporking, but then I still wanted to fuck so I told them to fork it up for me
by Ohnoimsorry December 19, 2019