donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

by Outfox prevention November 25, 2021

Skinny Donut

Someone who is iconic, skinny, and legendary

Opposite of Thick Salad

Oh yeah her? Yes she is a Skinny Donut, everyone wants to be friends with that icon.

by AwkwardSeaTurtles August 14, 2018

Devil Donut

LCPL Rivera, LCPL Cruz (aka a hefty marine)

Damn, that boys is a big 'un, he's a devil donut

by 1/5 Make Peace or Die December 13, 2021

slimy donut

When a woman gauges her vagina enough to expose her cervix and her partner licks it.

Her pussy is so loose I could have that slimy donut.

by Ty bitch March 24, 2018

Donutable Event

An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.

Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.

by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009

Unholy Donut

When a preist gives a rimjob; or vice versa

with or without consent...

did you know the Father recieved an unholy donut Sunday?

by Jonnypcash December 07, 2021

donut diet

The quintessential diet to put on a spare tire.

Man! Jim has really packed on those spare tires.

That is what happens when you get on a donut diet.

by Hellsangel June 05, 2015