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Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)
by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
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Humping the shark

The act of reviving or perpetuating a once relevant TV program, movie franchise, etc. that has already passed its peak (i.e., jump the shark) in the selfish hope of getting more money or compensation (e.g., fame) out of it. Ultimately, the perpetrators/propagators get a nasty surprise when they find out the "shark" is no longer fit for "humping".
"Did you hear they're making a film about golden retriever puppies that play rugby? It's called 'Scrum Buddies'."
"Wow, those guys sure are humping the shark with all the 'Buddies' movies."
by HomeSchool April 28, 2013
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Food Shark

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!
by Hazeybear December 31, 2015
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loan shark

A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.

Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.
"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."
by coldy! July 21, 2004
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turd shark

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017
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loan shark

A "loan shark" is an unofficial, illegal person / organisation who loans money. The advantage of using a loan shark is that there is no credit check on your past, so anyone can borrow money from them. THe disadvantages are the extortionate rates of interest and that the loan is secured on your body. If you don't pay your installments, you get a broken leg. If you miss another, your other leg is broken and it goes on and on.
"I am really strapped for cash and the bank have turned me down for a loan."

"You need a laon shark pal."
by James Padgett July 18, 2004
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Drugnulla Sharks

Drugnulla Sharks We do drugs and get caught all the time.
We are drugnulla sharks because in 2016 we used drugs to win the a premiership because that's how desperate we are.
by Tom Trbojevic May 31, 2020
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