Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

Men Who Play Flutes

Men who play flutes are ghey. Most of them like humongous dicks up their ass

See that LG over there. I bet he’s a part of Men Who Play Flutes

by DaBoiDatMadeDisDefiniton September 22, 2020

flute noodles

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.

I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!

by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.

Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.

by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

saggy skin flute

When a young woman or man give a blow job to a really old fat man

Trace quit playing the saggy skin flute

by Dipshitmicfindercunt June 23, 2016

skin flute

Slang for "Cake bar" (A THC Product)

Guy 1 - "Bro you wanna try my skin flute?"

Guy 2 - "Hell yeah man"

by Parkdum September 10, 2021

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018