Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.

"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."

by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

Ship-flu

A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping

Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"

Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"

by W. Butterfly September 19, 2020

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

pussy flu

when you suck too much pussy or ur pussy isn't sucked enough

omg he has pussy flu!!

by ast3r1aa November 14, 2021

Emo Flu

An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.

I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.

by Poppunk12 June 11, 2021

Cash Flu

A chronic sickness in which you have a desire for money, you’ll make it in any way, shape, or form.

Aliah: where’d you get all that money from?

Aidan: don’t worry, I got that cash flu.

Sleepy:Roof!

by Sleepy's Definitions February 11, 2023

swine flu

A disease that is ravaging that land of the united states. Some say it is fake while others say that it is Obama's way to block up the border and stop the immigration of mexicans into america. (Even though he claims he is for opening the border)
While others blame former president bush saying that it is his fault that the mexicans created this disease because it is their revenge on us for not allowing them to cross the our lands.

Random Mexican 1:Damn essay im pissed off at them damn gringos for closing off the border

Random Mexican 2:Well homes what can we do

Random Mexican 3:Well them damn chinks came up with the bird flu.

Random Mexican 1:Damn pigs... wait, thats what we will call it. swine flu

by +2 April 30, 2009