Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021

The Fear

The irrational feeling that, despite having plenty of booze to drink, you will run out and be left to spiral into horrific sobriety.

He'd drank two of the eight beers he'd bought and was struck with The Fear

by The_crackfox April 16, 2021

I was in fear of my safety

I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee

I was in fear of my safety so I shot the suspect in the back

by Rdee_ April 18, 2021

The Viruz Fear

(also known as VM FEAR) A harmless black 13 year old turd boy who cant play sports and "has a hard time fitting in" according to his cousin. He sits on xbox and pretends he can perform DDOS attacks but really no one is afraid of him and nobody takes him seroisly.

Stuttering Jeremy ;) The ViRuZ fear cant hack and got doxed by real hackers. He is now hiding becaus ehe is harnless and has a vagina.

by The GOD 666 September 26, 2012

fear of smicks

The fear of a smick is a sum wee lad hu hinks he is hard as nails n uses these words n phrases very often "liek" n "goin 4 a swal e nite lads" llf

I’ve pure a fear of smicks cuz there just wee shites

by mmcg October 13, 2023

fear of vinegar

Fear of vinegar is to find vinegar revolting, from the smell to the idea of it on food.

“Why don’t you want vinegar on your fish and chips?” “I have an intense fear of vinegar”

by Okiedokielololol October 14, 2023

fear of 0.5 pictures

The fear of someone taking an absolute mug of you with their 0.5 camera

Tasha: I have a fear of 0.5 pictures

John: me too

by 0.5scareme October 18, 2023