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False Eyelashes

False eyelashes were invented by a France streetwalker to prevent semen into her eyes and called it a "Cumbrella".
That girl got them pretty false eyelashes!

Baby put on false eyelashes on tonight so I can skeet skeet all ova them!

I gotta get some more false eyelashes mines are all stuck together bish!
by ItsMelanieBihh April 23, 2024
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False reports

Player 1: how do u play this game
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play

Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
by JDMF February 11, 2024
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