Pulling a Fallon

When an unsuspecting sexually repressed male falls prey to a clever succubus type female, usually found on myspace, inducing him to have unprotected sex with her, only to magically find that some relatively short period later, she's pregnant and it "could" be his. Her "timeline" of previous sexual partners and ultrasound photos more than clearly cast a shadow of doubt on the aforementioned repressed male's less than legitimate claim to fatherhood. This is predated by a screening process whereby the female cleverly ascertains his accumulated wealth and propensity to not shy away from responsibility, including, but not limited to, fatherhood. The female usually has less than admirable career goals, usually working some dead end job at a mall store, turning the unsuspecting male into a de facto sugar daddy.

Dude, she is pulling a Fallon on his ass!

Yo bro, I wouldn't mess with that broad, she about to be pulling a Fallon on your trust fund ass.

I'd give her 3:1 odds shes pulling a Fallon on him.

by Will the Thrill Ferreira July 31, 2007

your rugs are falling out

an expression; used to imply that a person is acting madly or has said something absurd

x: i really love the smell of poop
y: dude, your rugs are falling out

by jjsmith128 October 14, 2014

dick has fallen off

This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis

hey(voice goes squeaky)

"whoa your {dick has fallen off }"

by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017

London bridge has fallen

When a man from English descent stands 10 metres above another man and falls onto him. Sticking his penis into the man's arsehole. The impact is so great that the man's shit is shoved back inside him, back through his intestines and up to his brain. You could say London bridge had fallen if you'er mom gay

London bridge has fallen when Cameron leaped off the 10m platform onto me.

by Flapperfapper3000 April 15, 2018

Fallon

An incredibly smart and nice girl. Usually blonde, tall, and blue eyed. Loves waffles. She can be bossy and loud at times. She's usually lesbian. Has boobs the size of an entire state. Overall, Fallon's are pack leaders and everyone follows them. :)

Wow wow wow Fallon told me I was in the group!

Aww man you lucky!

I know to bad she's lesbian.

by Nobodyspexcial September 27, 2013

Falling Freak

A slightly retarded person named Val who falls unconcsious off of beds.

Val fell off of the bed due to her unconcsiousness.

by Anonimous July 26, 2004

fallon

Fallon is one of those girls you call a couch potato.Put on the t.v and give some chips and you may never here her talk again. She is very dirty minded and can always find her telling a joke that's not so friendly to school.She very funny and you can always catch laughing her eyeballs out.You are very lucky to be her friend.She is very hard to take serious and can never get mad at.If you ever find her in a n argument she always makes it into a joke and you forgot what you were even arguing about. Try asking her out and you will get a big fat "NO"and a side of a black eye.

random guy:who is that

Kenzie:Oh that's fallon
random guy:im going to ask out that women!
random guy:hey fallon wanna go out with me
fallon:BAMMM
random guy:*falls to the ground dead*

by princessmonkeybutt October 3, 2018