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Facial Dick Holder

One who holds a dick with his face
by NogNig March 12, 2009
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Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hair

the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years
Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
by onesyphorus March 23, 2019
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Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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12 guage facial

When ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne.
Dude, you know Tom, he has the 12 guage facial.
by USDAA 1998 October 30, 2008
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Glenn Facial

When you bust all over her face and hit her with the pocket cheese on top
- How did your date go?
- Pretty good, gave her a Glenn Facial, Lactose free for her tolerence
by No go bro March 3, 2021
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lipstick facial

The act of a female using the male member of her partner to spread his semenal fluids about her face and lips after his ejaculation.
After I rode Emily like a pony for an hour I finished all over her face. She then let me enjoy watching her turn it into a lipstick facial.
by BIGMAN696969 December 4, 2016
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champagne facial

When a person kneels with their eyes closed and tongue out and their partner stands and cums in their mouth and onto their face, so named after F1 motorsport winners spraying champagne over pit girls faces.
I'm going to give her a Champagne Facial tonight.
by TheBounder November 24, 2024
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