by NogNig March 12, 2009
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1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
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Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
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Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
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Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"
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