The Eskimo Ring

The act of stripping a female, covering her in hot sauce and seal fat and then entering a ring pop into their exposed rectum until they cum.

Darek: Dude! I saw my girl doing The Eskimo Ring with Charlie last night!
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.

by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025

Eskimo bros

When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.

Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"

by Kekala June 29, 2022

Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

Eskimo Fish

This is when a man rubs his nose all over a native Eskimos Vagina and she produces an 'ice tear".

I can't belive you never snarffed a native Eskimo. We totally had an Eskimo Fish last night!

by Pimpy.Mclongstocking July 16, 2023

Angry eskimo

When you bury your face so hard into your lady’s vagina your nose touches down into
Her asshole.

I vigorously face-fucked her, I gave her an angry Eskimo!

by Brogantac January 1, 2018

Eskimo Head

When it's too cold to remove your clothes while reciving/giving head, so only the genitalia are removed from the clothing (man unzips fly and slips out his dick/ woman pulls down pants to expose the vagina)

Man it was so cold yesterday my girlfriend gave me Eskimo Head

by Harry azzol February 25, 2018

Eskimo Kiss

When you're so deep in her pussy that your nose is rubbing her cervix.

Jimbo lost both of his ears when he wouldn't let up on an Eskimo Kiss.

by Jeebooski December 18, 2021