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god of English

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.
Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”
by crybabypissed69 April 9, 2021
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The New York Englishman

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.
Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.
by Moekindo July 9, 2023
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englidh

A term used to describe someone who studies english language and yet has no knowledge of it.
"sheesh that bob's a right englidh"
by Giles123 February 5, 2008
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Engilsh

I can speak Engilsh!
Oh shut up Hugo, stop being a dumbass
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Egnlish major

Derivatives: "Englsih major," ""enlish major," and the like.

n. An English major who unintentionally defies the stereotypes of the typical student in the program, typically enrolled due to a hyper fixation on a certain field of study, with disregard to, or lack of skills in other aspects of the major.

An English major may be an Egnlish major for a few examples:
1. They may enjoy reading and could read an entire piece of literature in one sitting, but may lack enough writing skills for you to question how they even got into college.
2. They have writing skills that combat the talent of Shakespeare, Austen, or Milton, but if you ask them to take the time to read just a single line of text from their work, you will give them an aneurysm as they hate reading.
3. They went into the English major as a result of being undecided but obligated to enroll in college, but somehow became the most successful and talented student in the English department.
"Is having bad spelling jsut an Egnlish major thing?"
by uranao April 18, 2022
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English Arm Wrestling

Where two men arm wrestle, but instead of doing the tried and true method of using the right arm they use their penises. It is an automatic disqualification if either player finishes.

The English Civil War was fought over this very game. This game gained popularity during the first world war due to the lack of soccer balls and alcohol and was the only deturant that kept the Nazi's from invading the British mainland during the second world war.
Jonny and Enrique and major fruit bags they practice English Arm Wrestling every nite.
by Jimiiiaskas September 14, 2011
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American English

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.
English: Colour
American English: Color

English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor

English: realise
American English: realize
by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011
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